Around one million trees are cut down every day to make toilet paper, just so we can flush it away.

Some of those trees take 30 to 50 years to grow.

Bamboo, on the other hand, can grow more than a metre in a single day. And because it’s a grass, it regenerates naturally without the need for replanting. That’s why bamboo toilet tissue has roughly one-third of the carbon footprint of tree-based paper.

Better for your bum. Way better for the planet.

We wrap each roll to keep it clean, dry, and protected, especially since we don’t use plastic like supermarket multi-packs.

It’s all about hygiene and keeping moisture out during storage.

Each wrapper is made from sustainably sourced bamboo paper and printed with soy-based inks. The toilet tissue itself is completely free from inks, bleach, or dyes, unlike many traditional rolls that are whitened or fragranced unnecessarily.

It’s a cleaner, safer, and more sustainable way to do toilet paper. Better than plastic, and far more enjoyable.

Our bamboo toilet tissue is thicker, softer, and way more durable than recycled paper.

It doesn’t tear easily and feels much closer to premium supermarket brands, just made from fast-growing, sustainable bamboo instead of trees.

With bamboo, you get a superior experience without compromising on sustainability.

Still not sure about making the switch? No worries, we’ve got a 100% money-back guarantee.

We’re the real deal! A genuine 3-ply toilet tissue for extra strength, softness, and comfort. 2-ply wasn't an option, we couldn't have you running the risk getting overly intimate with yourself.

When it comes to price, we think our rolls are a pretty sweet deal.

Many brands focus on cost per roll, but that often means cutting corners on quality, leading to more waste and shorter roll life.

Our customers tell us they get longer use from each roll thanks to our high-quality bamboo paper, which is stronger, softer, and more efficient.

In the long run, it often works out better value than mid to premium range supermarket brands.

Yes! Bamboo toilet tissue uses significantly less water to produce, around 15,000 litres per tonne, compared to 38,000 to 76,000 litres for traditional tree-based paper. 

This is thanks to bamboo’s natural water efficiency, mechanical pulping methods, and the fact that it thrives on rainfall with minimal irrigation. 

With bamboo maturing up to 26 times faster than trees, it’s a faster, more sustainable option that helps conserve both forests and freshwater resources.

Yep, 100% vegan.

No animal products, no animal testing, just sustainably made bamboo paper that’s kind to people, animals, and the planet.

Absolutely. And it’s an important point, especially for newer homes in New Zealand.

It’s something that often goes unnoticed until it becomes a problem.

Bamboo fibres are naturally shorter than traditional timber fibres, which means they break down more easily in water. Alongside strong industry data, we’ve also run our own internal tests, all with great results!

In New Zealand, especially in rural or semi-rural areas without municipal sewage systems, many new homes rely on on-site wastewater treatment systems such as septic tanks. Choosing toilet paper that breaks down easily, like our bamboo rolls, helps keep these systems running smoothly and prevents potential blockages or damage.

We’re proudly New Zealand owned and operated, based in Ōtautahi Christchurch.

Our mission is simple: to wipe out unnecessary deforestation, one cheeky roll at a time. We make sustainable bamboo toilet tissue that’s kind on your behind and kinder on the planet.

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