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We're here to wipe...

...out unnecessary deforestation, one cheeky roll at a time. 
Toilet tissue made from naturally renewable bamboo, that’s kind on your behind, kind to our planet, and proudly owned and operated right here in Aotearoa.


The Problem? 365,000,000...

...is the widely cited estimate for the number of trees cut down every year to make toilet paper. That’s roughly 1 million trees every single day!

More conservative estimates place this figure at around 100 million trees per year... either way, unless something changes, the collective ‘we’ are going to be in pretty deep shit!

Our Commitments

Sustainably Sourced

We use fast-growing bamboo to help protect forests, biodiversity, and the future.

Comfort with a Conscience

Our toilet tissue feels good in every way - soft, strong, and thoughtfully made.

Minimal Waste
Maximum Attitude

No plastic. No fluff. Just bold, biodegradable goodness.

Playfully Honest

We don’t sugarcoat shit. We say it straight with a wink and a smile.

Proudly Local

We’re owned and operated right here in Aotearoa, and supporting local communities.

Why pink, you ask?

Because it grabs you by the eyeballs, reminding you that you have a choice, and that choice is a beautiful thing.

Our 'competitors' use pink to highlight something special... well, we are something special!


Take a look for yourself

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